Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

OH, LORDY! IT'S… THE FAT SLAGS

THE BACONS

LeTtErbocKs • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ letters@viz.co.uk

THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS • YOUR theological queries about mirrored surfaces, answered by the Archbishop of Canterbury,

ToP TiPs

Carry On Laughing

ToP TiPs

Would YOU eat a sandwich made by Hitler?

Bad Girl Ballet Borstal at the Bottom of the Sea

Drunken bakers

THE WEEK Open. Every issue. • Open. To debate. To knowledge. To opinion. To change.

NASH & GORDON

GET 3 ISSUES OF VIZ FOR JUST £3 • PLUS A FREE LIMITED EDITION MUG

BRIAN BLESSED'S BEE BEARD MYSTERY

THE REAL ALE TWATS

CHEQUE, MATES! • North East chess champion sues Netflix over stolen story

IMPROVE YOUR GAME

Where is it now? Deep Blue

TIPTON CHESSMEN UNEARTHED • “Major find re-writes human history”

DO YA DO YA (WANNA GAME OF CHESS?)

Lewis’s Chessmen • Chess on the Cheap

15 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT CHESS

CARRY ON COVID • STARRING

THE SPACE WRAITH • Jobs set to join billionaire space tourism rush

…Who Wants to be a Millionaire in Space?

RICHARD BRANSON'S SPACE SHUFFL

Tip Top Tony

EIGHT ACE

JAMES v BRIAN v THERESA WHO’S THE BEST MAY? • PRE-RAPHAELITE muse Christina Georgina Rossetti famously wrote: “There is but one May in the year.” But she was talking out her fucking arse. That’s because, as everyone knows, there are actually three Mays - car nut JAMES, Queen axe-man BRIAN, and maladroit failed PM THERESA. But which one is the best? It “may” be any one of them, so it’s time for a 3-way contest to find out the definitive answer once and for all…

THE male Online

SEX DRIVE! • Solihull motorist gets no-claim bonus

SEX, SPEED AND SCIENCE • Does Driving Uninsured Improve your Sex Life?

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Autumntime Update from Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of fanity

GOOODIE Fellas

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD • No. 309

LAST ISSUE’S WINNERS

OH CAROLE

TONY PARSEHOLE • Why Una was the Aunt Sally of Hearts (Lloyd can you think of anything better for hdline?)

MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING

Mrs Brady Old Lady

THE Q-RENTAL E-SCOOTERS

Bad Bob • The Randy Wonder Dog